Laura McCann

Stalwart of the Castlemilk Branch, rumour has it that Laura hasn't missed a Clyde match since long before she was born. Faithfully texts team line-ups and goal flashes to the exiles and is (almost) invariably first with the news.  

David Dishon

Clyde director who occasionally manages to log in to the Exiles gathering from the match. Currently on probation for breaking our only rule.

Ramsay Shields

Provides half-time updates and analysis of our first half performance together with our prospects for the second half. Favourite phrases are "This is even worse than last week" and "you're lucky you don't have to sit here and watch this garbage."